Today, I made the 11 hour drive from Fayetteville, AR, to Chicago, IL. Spending that much time in the car with only your thoughts ... you have to figure out how to amuse yourself.
I checked in on random sites on FourSquare: The Jesse James Wax Museum, The Vacuum Cleaner Museum, A Van Down by the River, any random place people have added. That made me giggle for a while. Then, I found something better.
At one point, I drove through Cuba, Missouri. I started thinking that that town has some AMAZING ready-made newspaper headlines should different occupations decide to go on strike...
Hair Brush Factory - The Cuban Bristle Crisis
Personal Trainers - The Cuban Muscle Crisis
Butchers - The Cuban Gristle Crisis
Referees - The Cuban Whistle Crisis
Clergy - The Cuban Epistle Crisis
Landscapers - The Cuban Thistle Crisis
Yup. That's where my mind wanders. I'm sure the other drivers wondered why that crazy girl was laughing her butt off all alone! :)
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