The Dallas Rundown

I just spent 3 days in Dallas for work. Here's the rundown of the trip:

Former co-workers seen at my hotel: 2
Convenience stores visited: 9
Wrong turns taken: MANY
Psychological issues disclosed by participants: 1 (PTSD)
Psychological issues disclosed by random people in a convenience store: 1 (bipolar)
Butt cracks seen: 3 (2 male, 1 female)
Children going nuts for attention during interviews: 2
Cats: 5 (all in one house, achoo!)
Dogs: 3
Men who have been shot eight times: 1
People who passed out and needed oxygen on flight home: 2
Doctors on flight who attended to people who passed out and needed oxygen: 2
Xer who is glad to be home: 1
Days until I go back to Dallas: 2.5

Wish me luck!